I hate journalists. There is nothing in them but tittering jeering emptiness... the shallowest people on the ridge of the earth.
--William Butler Yeats
A brief detour from history's bloody headlines will take the historic newspaper aficionado to some curious sidebars. One of my favorite encounters when reading old papers or books touching on old journalism are the Great Insults. For nobody -- no one on the planet -- can play the duzens like a newspaperman.
They're best when aiming for one another. The most famous feud to rock New York's popular rags was the War of Words between Joseph Pulitzer (New York World) and Charles Dana (New York Sun). Here are a pair of gems the men exchanged (though I can't remember where I found them):
[He is] a contemporary Judas, whose face is repulsive, cunning, stamped with malice, falseness, treachery, dishonesty, greed and venal self abasement. --Charles Dana’s New York Sun, on Joseph Pulitzer
[He is] a mendacious blackguard, assaulter of women, an unmitigated scoundrel, actuated by a hatred that amounts to insanity. --Joseph Pulitzer’s New York World, on Charles Dana
Our wonderful internet now includes the text of a speech given to the National Conference of Editorial Writers by famous Pulitzer-winning journalist Michael Gartner, and in that speech, he shares some of the more shocking insults by famous print men. Here are some tidbits from the speech. Enjoy!
William Allen White, on H.L. Mencken: "With a pig's eyes that never look up, with a pig's snout that loves muck, with a pig's brain that knows only the sty, and a pig's squal that cries only when he is hurt, he sometimes opens his pig's mouth, fanged and ugly, and lets out the voice of God -- railing at the whitewash that covers the manure about his habitat."
The Jackson (Miss.) Daily News on H.L. Mencken: "Mencken, with his filthy verbal hemorrhages, is so low down in the moral scale, so damnably dirty, so vile and degenerate, that when his time comes to die it will take a special dispensation from heaven to get him into the bottomest pit of hell."
William Allen White on Publisher Frank Munsey: "Frank Munsey, the great publisher is dead. Frank Munsey contributed to the journalism of his day the talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer and the manners of an undertaker. He and his kind have about succeeded in transforming a once noble profession into an 8 percent security. May he rest in trust!"
I can think of more than a few "journalists" of today (Nancy Grace, Don Imus, etc.) who need a tongue-lashing with a cat-o'-nine-tails like William Allen White.
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